shit said in group chats
probably at least a little bit nsfw and mildly offensive !
- “ brace yourselves this is gonna get intimate ”
- “ when i was with pussydestroyer69, ”
- “ that’s a kink i have i didn’t know about ”
- “ god everyone’s gonna wake up and be like ‘what the fuck we leave for ten minutes' ”
- “ i’ve never done the sex ”
- “ the first conversation we had was about your vagina ”
- “ this is gonna get really tmi you guys are gonna learn something about me ”
- “ I CAN’T LOOK AT HER NOW. I CAN’T LOOK HER IN THE EYE. ”
- “ damn y'all party when i’m asleep ”
- “ when you wanna get high but instead you get hospitalized ”
- “ ____ i’ll slap you and make you eat a vegetable too ”
- “ i like veggies, in fact i ate a vegetable yesterday ”
- [holding out my mug to the barista] “ just put as much coffee as ur legally allowed to in here and then double that amount ”
- “ i have heebs on my jeebs ”
- “ mothman is real and i sucked his dick behind an arby's ”
- “ please don’t let that be a meme i never think before i speak ”
- “ I DON’T FEAR GOD ”
- “ these fake news give me the covfefe ”
- “ one person drunk doth not make a party - ancient proverb ”
- “ question: my cola is empty but I still have some vodka left, am I cool enough to drink it pure or should I just not ”
- “ i’ve guzzled pure vodka once and hurled for like 10 minutes but i proved a point so it was Fine ”
- “ am i vodka mom or wine mom ”
- “ we’re two halves of a whole idiot ”
- “ we finish each other’s saltiness ”
- “ this is worse than anon hate ”
- “ Chester Cheeto bitch the fuck. ”
- “ the only one doing any fisting here is me ”
- “ NOTHING TURNS ME OFF FASTER THAN SOMEONE SUCKIN ON A TOE ”
- “ ok guys let me tell u a story ”
- “ do i need to kinkshame this entire chat ”
- “ WHAT IF HE GOT A GHOST BONER ”
- “ i’d fist donald trump for you ”
- “ oops that’s my kink ”
- “ i cant believe i need parental supervision to use the microwave at the age of 20 ”
- “ i have been corrupted ”
- “ it’s okay, i have a towel, ”
- “ i have seen some things ”









